If you watched the American Music Awards last night, in fact, even if you didn’t catch a second of the entertainment filled show, you know that two performers are the talk of the town; Adam Lambert and Jennifer Lopez. Why you ask, well because they both landed flat on their faces during their performances due to a bit of clumsiness that decided to invite itself while they sang or lip synch their hearts out.
Now I’m not going to spend a second more writing about Adam’s fall because that was only a tiny reason why his performance was horrible; lets focus on that chick from the Bronx, also known as Jennifer Lopez. She’s taken a break from the music scene but is back full throttle with her new record "Louboutins". Lopez decided to debut her first live performance (everything was live but her singing) on last night’s AMA’s. Just as her dance routine was about to pop off J.Lo decided to spice things up and jump off a dancer’s back and…splat! She landed right on her booty.
Of course if you watched it on the west coast they edited that memorable second out, but of course it’s online everywhere! Well Jennifer isn’t going to let us have the last laugh. This morning she called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show and joked about the incident saying, “Did I trip, a little bit? I don’t even remember. Yeah, I meant to do that. That was part of the choreography.”
Yeah right J.Lo, do you buy that because I surely don’t. She continued pulling things out of her behind saying, “The measure of things isn’t what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall.” Ya know, she does have a point because her fall almost looks like it was part of the choreography.
Well now that that topic is under the bus, can we discuss her choice to sing about shoes. How old is she again and how many records has she put out? I thought you could do better than that. Didn’t you?